up sell you robots!

I love how companies work in their up sell or pitch no matter what.

Sprint "how may I help you?
Me ' I can't get my payment to go through online'
Sprint 'I'll get you through to accounts they can help you'
Me 'ok'
Sprint 'did you know that if you add a phone you can get a free upgrade.....

Great that would be two phones I can't get the website to accept payment for!


UPS 'how may I help you'
me 'I need to file a claim for a missing package'
ffwrd to the end of the conversation;
UPS 'thank you for calling UPS'

Well I kinda had to since you are the guys who lost the box!


It's like shouting fire! in a crowded theatre, and the kid at the counter says 'you know for just a quarter more you can get the large and it's nearly twice as much soda'